Here is your chance to kick my ASS and tell me if I did bad.
If you would like to kick my ASS then please drop me a line via the contact page. Of course, as I control this website I have the power not to use your comments at all. (aah...the power) I don't mind taking an ass kicing but if you want to see your comments posted here then make sure of the following:
1) Swearing - it's not big and it is only clever if I am using it you f*ckin' idiot (see, hilarious)
2) Leave a real email address - you big coward
The following example is not the way to do it (but real nonetheless)
| Hello kev, David Beckham has left a message in your Forum. |
| The following message was submitted: Topic:pff |
| Comments: What a fucking douchebag you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a football. E-mail: imanidiot@dumbass.com |
Funny, I always thought David Beckham was such a nice guy.
That's about it. Again, having the power as I do I can always make up new rules as I go along and decide not to include your comments for absolutely any whimsical reason that pops into my head such as: your name is too long, you did a typo so I can pretend I didn't understand what you have written or you support Ipswich Town.
Below are just a few comments from people who have already kicked my ass and a few replies from me:
I know the first example breaks my second rule but it was too funny not to include it.
| Hello kev, you has left a message in your Forum. |
| The following message was submitted: Topic: are |
| Comments: a weiner E-mail: a@a.com |
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| Hello kev, jj has left a message in your Forum. |
| The following message was submitted: Topic: hey |
| Comments: nigga you suck E-mail: abegrc@yahoo.com |
kev's reply - 'thanks Dad' |
| Geez has left a message in your Forum. |
| The following message was submitted: Topic: Can't afford a ticket? |
| Comments: Geez guy if you really want to try out for galaxy then go ahead. If you are really that determined then you should pay for yourself. I don't think anyone should give you money for free. Loan yes, but not money for free. It is like the stories we hear in the NY Subway all the time look I am homeless and need money for this, that, etc. Please come on, basically this reminds me that now beggars have become more sophisticated and are moving to the electronic age. I wish you the best if you do decide with your own money to go to LA and try out for the galaxy, if you really are committed as you say and your friends say. Otherwise, forget about don't even bother crossing the pond....MATE! E-mail: geeznoemail@hotmail.com |
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| Hello kev, me has left a message in your Forum. |
| The following message was submitted: Topic: Stupid |
| Comments: This is why us Scots HATE you English E-mail: me@gggtg.com |
Kev's reply: This simply has to be my favourite comment from anyone - good or bad. It is the fact that they put the word 'hate' in capital letters that makes it so good.
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